It was most enjoyable to tell my mother erotic jokes when she grew old. Sir, you must be so new to popular fiction you don't know dick about it. Sadly, no, but I would very much like to know him, though not for any reason you so obviously want to, my dear, he. It has to go undercover and convince a mousy, shy witness to talk to him. After her little misstep, he won't let her off lightly.